rob’s face.. he’s like kid :”)
Adorable (‘:
Blair:”There’s nothing I love more than coming home with a victory under my belt. What do you think our count is?”
Chuck:”For us, a million. The world… zero.”Gossip Girl 4x08 Juliet Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
ilostmyvirginityatanatlconcert:
BARBIE WHY DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FRIDGE OPEN
Why does she have a garden hose inside? She’s obviously going to do some heavy cleaning.
Barbie you are dumb. Why is the soy sauce not in the fridge? No one likes hot soy sauce. God! When will you learn?
Barbie, what the fuck. You’re using dishwasher liquid for the floor? You need Swiffer! SIlly, Barbie.
at least barbie is where she belongs….. the kitchen.
oh shit ^
Barbie, what is wrong with you. Who puts a calculator on a fridge? That is not how you count calories, Barbie.
Barbie that hose isn’t attached to anything. how are you supposed to turn it on? you silly goose.
That soy sauce is wine.
Barbie, why is the counter so close to the floor? You’re gonna have to bend over to do dishes and then you’ll be a hunchback. And why do you have the flour in the fridge?
Really, Barbie? Oh my god. Everyone knows that when you leave a body out to hang, you have to give it plenty of room to drain, and not on your kitchen floor. Plus, it’s well known that you keep heads in the freezer, not the fridge. Duh.
God, Barbie. The second you close the fridge, your Pellegrino will get crushed.
Barbie, is that a rat in your kitchen? What squalor are you living in?
Wtf, Barbie? Having that hand towel so close the floor is unhygienic.
Barbie, what the hell do you think you’re doing leaving wine on the stove like that?!Jeez, woman.
I don’t get it, why would you wear white when you’re getting blood off of your floor.. That’s just stupid. And Barbie don’t act like you’re Cinderella : use a brush broom for God’s sake ! Stupid Barbie is stupid ><
